Posted on November 29, 2021

Are you able to imagine it’s almost the quarter-finals already? Dan Walker remains to be right here, so I actually can’t. At this charge he’ll be hoovering up a spot on the judging panel the following time somebody has a bye week. Be careful, Anton: your schtick is underneath critical risk.
So, we had a second outing from Cynthia with Craig returning (thank God) however Motsi now unable to get again into the UK. I positively missed Motsi’s power, however Cynthia’s critiques have been extra explicable – although her scoring completely wasn’t. In what parallel universe is Dan price a 9 and AJ simply an 8? Clearly Dan now thinks he’s a dance god, but it surely’s completely terrifying that the delusion has unfold. We want a vaccine, stat.
I might even have finished with out the countless crying. Sure, it’s been a tough yr and we’re all on edge, but it surely’s not even the ultimate but. It additionally pushed Tessbot into high-pitched patronising “Have a look at the widdle tears!” overkill. Solely the COVID-19 protocols prevented her from pinching Rhys’s cheeks off his face and yelping immediately into his bawling mouth like a mama chook.
Different hits and misses:
- Anton. Ugh. I’m so bored of the noises, the demos, the Len cosplay, the rehashing of his Strictly historical past. It. Is. Not. About. You. MISS
- Neither is it about Gordon Ramsay. MISS
- Or the High Gear “lads”. MISS
- Unhealthy dancing robots: NO. Please make it cease. MISS
- Luba and Karen dancing to Years & Years? Significantly better. See, we could be progressive with out being cringe-worthy. HIT
- It seems like we’re solely getting one week of two dances, the semi-final. Which might be a superb factor for the {couples}’ basic sanity and likewise that of us recappers… HIT
Greatest in Present
- Greatest efficiency: John’s Argentine tango Completely thrilling.
- Greatest costume: AJ the inexperienced goddess Runner-up: Nancy will get an precise ballroom costume!
- Greatest transfer: AJ’s insane leap/elevate The woman has no worry.
- Greatest line: Shirley telling Dan he danced like a tall cucumber So… stiff and tasteless?
Saturday
Tess’s costume: impressed or depressed?
Horny tomato ketchup bottle. Claud: alarmingly shiny jacket.
Rose and Giovanni – Rained off
Rose has typically finished a superb job of hiding her apprehension about most dances, but it surely was fairly evident that paso simply wasn’t a pure match. The music alternative didn’t assist both, nor might I make sense of why you’d wander round with a fan throughout a rainstorm. Nonetheless, one other robust solo opening from Rose, some pretty shaping although wanted to be extra excessive, and good characterisation. It simply lacked that sense of assault and actual dynamics. I additionally agree with Craig that it had an excessive amount of ahead and again, as if they have been dancing all of it in a slim hall. Not their greatest, however a reputable effort.
Tune: “California Dreamin’”, Sia (COPYCAT KLAXON: Mark Ramprakash and Karen)
Judges’ feedback: Shirley praised the elevation and shaping however wished extra breath by means of the physique. Anton beloved the clear work. Craig discovered it too upright and stiff however beloved the characterisation. Cynthia signed “I believe you might be fierce” and disagreed with Craig: she felt the strain was essential.
Judges’ scores: 8, 8, 8, 9 – 33
Dan and Nadiya – Determined occasions
Strictly guidelines dictate that the more serious the celeb male, the skimpier the professional’s outfit or the tighter the catsuit. So Nadiya deploying a backless purple costume that plunged to her navel set off main alarm bells. Within the occasion, Dan’s rumba was primarily… uninteresting. After all, he didn’t dance a lot of it. He was extra like a tree swaying within the wind, whereas Nadiya climbed up and down him with growing urgency like a squirrel who’d misplaced her stash. No hip motion, no musicality by means of his physique or arms, no stream – he simply stopped lifeless between steps. Certain, he seemed relaxed as a result of he now has the form of deranged confidence that leads individuals to invade a neighbouring nation, however ought to the judges actually be fuelling that?
Tune: “Desperado”, The Eagles
Judges’ feedback: Anton added to the dad-dancing. NO ANTON. Craig stated it was jolty, non-existent hip motion, marching and stopping on 2, however not fairly a disahhhster. Cynthia famous he’d labored on his traces and it felt relaxed. Shirley stated it was like a Saturday afternoon (the sexiest time of the week, obvs), with clear timing and delicate (ha) hip motion.
Judges’ scores: 6, 9, 8, 8 – 31
AJ and Kai – Jazz scorching
A beautiful VT which on no account fuelled showmance hypothesis by having AJ introduce Kai to her complete household. Now, I proceed to abhor Couple’s Alternative, however this was an thrilling quantity. Vastly demanding dance types (the isolations! The extensions! The again bend! The Singin’ within the Rain Cyd Charisse leg!) plus all of the lifts and tips, and AJ maintained that cool, funky character. It wasn’t good – she had the odd wobble – but it surely began at such a excessive talent stage that it appears churlish to knock off one level for that, not to mention two. In any case, what’s worthier of excessive scores: not actively offending anybody whereas barely transferring or having the odd niggle whereas truly withdrawing? If we punish ambition, the present suffers.
Tune: “Make Me Really feel”, Janelle Monáe
Judges’ feedback: Craig praised her for taking over all these types, although famous her arms have been messy within the turns. Cynthia preferred that she saved up the character. Shirley beloved her flexibility and fearlessness. “An final efficiency.” Anton loved the industrial jazz model.
Judges’ scores: 9, 8, 10, 9 – 36
Rhys and Nancy – Cry me a river
To start with: they made it out of the dressing-up field! Let’s take a second to take pleasure in that victory. Sure, they’d what seemed suspiciously like a Christmas tree IN NOVEMBER, however I shall let that slide as a result of this was in any other case a really charming waltz. Lastly, Rhys found management and fluidity and really danced it with Nancy. Nevertheless, that simply meant he was lastly doing a good ballroom quantity, in Week 10 – not, per the squawking judges, about to triumph on the British Open. He was nonetheless sickled within the toes and wanted to journey way more, plus spatulistic palms when out of maintain and it was too boxy. Sidenote: I howled at Rhys’ “Make it cease, Claudia!”
Tune: “You Gentle Up My Life”, Whitney Houston (COPYCAT KLAXON: Julian Clary and Erin, Gavin Henson and Katya, Susanna Reid and Kevin, Claudia Fragapane and AJ)
Judges’ feedback: Cynthia beloved the connection and charm, but it surely wanted extra breath. Shirley was apparently astounded and felt the emotion. (Properly, all of us did, my telly’s nonetheless waterlogged.) Anton praised the advance. Craig thought he was following not main, lacked drive, swing and sway, too sq. and his backside caught out.
Judges’ scores: 7, 9, 10, 9 – 35
Tilly and Nikita – Rolling again
In every week the place I’ve obtained an immensely troublesome Latin dance, I in all probability wouldn’t waste half my coaching time curler skating? Particularly if the precise routine has NO ROLLER SKATING. I’d hoped for Starlight Specific carnage – as an alternative we simply obtained monumental nightmare-inducing skates lurking within the background. Anyway. Full marks for Tilly’s rainbow fringe and a enjoyable tune alternative, however this simply didn’t come collectively. A difficult routine left her too uncovered and chasing the steps, making the footwork and legs look clumsy, the arms wild, and all of it lacked the double bounce motion. Nice shimmies and she or he did go for it, so a good effort, however a weak dance at precisely the mistaken second.
Tune: “Levitating”, Dua Lipa
Judges’ feedback: Shirley thought the arms wanted tidying up and she or he misplaced timing, however executed some actually good figures. Anton stated she ought to flip her toes out, however nice power. Craig discovered it awkward and disconnected. Cynthia suggested letting her sexiness come out.
Judges’ scores: 7, 7, 8, 8 – 30
John and Johannes – Males in black
Ooh sure! What a thriller of a dance. I beloved seeing these two rediscovering their efficiency energy. It was additionally actually thrilling to have an all-male tango that nodded to the model’s historic roots, as Craig identified. It balanced scorching intimacy with competitors, synchronicity with particular person expression, and power with stunning articulation. John led it actually confidently, supporting Johannes within the lifts and leg decorations whereas additionally expressing himself. It actually did have that natural high quality of 1 reacting to the opposite, constructed on their gorgeously linked partnership and absolute belief. Sidenote: By no means thoughts Russell Crowe – an endorsement from Mary Berry! When the following decide goes down with COVID-19 (is it Anton’s flip?), get her on the panel stat.
Tune: “The fifth”, David Garrett
Judges’ feedback: Anton stated it was nearly as good as their piratical paso. Craig beloved the mortal fight really feel. Cynthia applauded them once more, and praised the push-pull depth. Shirley stole Craig’s “Fab-u-lous”.
Judges’ scores: 9, 10, 10, 10 – 39
Leaderboard
John and Johannes – 39
AJ and Kai – 36
Rhys and Nancy – 35
Rose and Giovanni – 33
Dan and Nadiya – 31
Tilly and Nikita – 30
The boys struggle again: John and Rhys are up, Rose and Tilly down.
Sunday
Tess’s costume: impressed or depressed?
Tulle pouffe bizarrely repurposed as a crop high. Claud in a sensible tux.
Dance-off
Tilly versus Rhys, with Dan spared but once more. SIGH.
Each have been dance-off veterans and each fared effectively, however Rhys simply had the sting whereas they have been doing these explicit types – even when Nikita did hilariously rip his shirt off for the trigger, leaving it hovering whereas suspended on a mic wire like The Ghost of Disco. Anyhow, all of the judges agreed for as soon as, in order that was one thing.
Tilly actually grew on me over the weeks. I beloved her dedication, her surprisingly versatile performances and her dedication, however, although she in all probability deserved to outlast Rhys and positively Dan, she had a superb run – as did Nikita, making an awesome professional debut.
What did you make of the judging this week? Have been the precise celebrities within the dance-off? Who do you assume is heading for the ultimate? Get in contact on Twitter to share your ideas: @mkmswain
See you once more quickly for the quarter-finals. Within the meantime… hold dancing!
Images: Man Levy, courtesy of the BBC.